J apparently has an imaginary friend. His name is Deeno - I think. She claims he lives in a shoe up in the air. And he has a donut. She told me a lot of other things about him, what he says and does, but most of it I can't remember or couldn't understand.
There is also a Joseph who lives "in front of the piano" and cleans up the sand in the backyard.
Why does this sound so familiar? I remember 3 friends from my childhood: Waterless, Appless, and Methusaless. I suppose J is just carrying on an old family tradition. (Hey, this by far beats drinking, smoking, and living out numerous other vices mentioned in country songs.)
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I hear Dino lives in the recliner, too. Multiple residences, I guess. Very bad for tax deductions.
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